One In Which Monica Gets a unique Roomie (The Pilot-The Uncut Variation)

One In Which Monica Gets a unique Roomie (The Pilot-The Uncut Variation)

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Chandler: Alright, therefore I’m back senior high school, i am waiting in the cafeteria, and that I see Im completely naked.

Chandler: suddenly, the phone begins to band. Now I am not sure how to proceed, folks starts viewing me.

Chandler: eventually, we figure I would much better address they, a nd as it happens its my mommy, which will be very-very strange, because- she never phone calls myself!

Ross: I just feel like anyone achieved down my neck, got my personal lightweight bowel, drawn it out of my throat and tied it around my neck.

Monica: Oh truly, to ensure that hysterical call i obtained from a lady at sobbing 3:00 A.M., „I’ll most likely never posses grandkids, I’ll never has grandchildren.“ got just what? A wrong quantity?

Joey: Alright Ross, look. You feel countless aches nowadays. You are mad. You are hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I simply went to their building and also you just weren’t indeed there following he with a big hammer said you may be right here and you’re, you happen to be! Weiterlesen